View Full Version : Redneck security system...

Phil R
04-12-2009, 05:46 PM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:


Big'un, Duke, Slim, & me went for more ammo and beer. Be back in less than an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.

I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. You'd think as big as he is, he wouldn't have felt threatened.

Anyway, I put all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

P.S. If the Boa constrictor comes out from under the house, don't pet him. He ain't ate in over a week and he's startin to get that look in his eyes again.