View Full Version : Play Bullshit Bingo!

03-03-2010, 09:58 AM
Rules for Bullshit Bingo

1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "Bullshit Bingo" card by drawing a square.

I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns --five
across and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

. Restored our reputation
. Strategic fit
. Let me be clear
. Make no mistake
. Back from the brink
. Signs of recovery
. Out of the loop
. Benchmark
. Job creation
. Fiscal restraint
. Win-win
. Affordable health care
. Previous Administration
. Greed on Wall Street
. At the end of the day
. Empower (or empowerment)
. Touch base
. Mindset
. Corporate greed
. Ballpark
. Game plan
. Leverage
. Inherited as in "I inherited this mess"
. Relief for working families (alternate - "unprecedented")

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand
up and shout "BULLSHIT!"

Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:

"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I
won." - Jack W., Boston

"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." -
David D., Florida

"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first
win." - Bill R., New York City

"The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the
fifth box." - Ben G., Denver

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!"
for the third time in two hours." - Harry A, Kansas City

"This is the most fun I have ever had with my pants up!" Robert H. Portland

03-03-2010, 10:01 AM
HAHAHAHAHA. Even better, make it a drinking game. Take a shot when he uses those catch phrases. :D

03-03-2010, 10:20 AM
Hahahaha, I just mailed it out to all my liberal friends, all 3 of them! :):):)